Freebsd Fortunes 6

Television -- the longest amateur night in history.
                -- Robert Carson

Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
                -- Alfred Hitchcock

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than
each other.
                -- Ann Landers

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
                -- attributed to both Fred Allen and Ernie Kovacs

Television is now so desperately hungry for material
that it is scraping the top of the barrel.
                -- Gore Vidal

Television only proves that people will look at anything --
rather than each other.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll
believe you.  Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have
to touch to be sure.

Tell me, O Octopus, I begs,
Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus;
If I were thou, I'd call me us.
                -- Ogden Nash

Tell me what to think!!!

Tell me why the stars do shine,
Tell me why the ivy twines,
Tell me why the sky's so blue,
And I will tell you just why I love you.

        Nuclear fusion makes stars to shine,
        Phototropism makes ivy twine,
        Rayleigh scattering makes sky so blue,
        Sexual hormones are why I love you.