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Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than
each other.
                -- Ann Landers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  238 of 2171

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
                -- attributed to both Fred Allen and Ernie Kovacs
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  239 of 2171

Television is now so desperately hungry for material
that it is scraping the top of the barrel.
                -- Gore Vidal
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  240 of 2171

Television only proves that people will look at anything --
rather than each other.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  241 of 2171

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll
believe you.  Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have
to touch to be sure.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  242 of 2171

Tell me, O Octopus, I begs,
Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus;
If I were thou, I'd call me us.
                -- Ogden Nash
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  243 of 2171

Tell me what to think!!!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  244 of 2171

Tell me why the stars do shine,
Tell me why the ivy twines,
Tell me why the sky's so blue,
And I will tell you just why I love you.

        Nuclear fusion makes stars to shine,
        Phototropism makes ivy twine,
        Rayleigh scattering makes sky so blue,
        Sexual hormones are why I love you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  245 of 2171

Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally
promoting a falsehood, isn't it?
                -- A. Hope
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  246 of 2171

Tempt me with a spoon!
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