Freebsd Fortunes 6

Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means
to me, it's all I can do to keep from telling her.
                -- Andy Capp

Sometimes when you look into his eyes you get the feeling that someone
else is driving.
                -- David Letterman

Sometimes you get an almost irresistible urge to go on living.

Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a
woman giving birth to a child.  She must be found and stopped.
                -- Sam Levenson

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
                -- Carl Sagan

Son, someday a man is going to walk up to you with a deck of cards on which
the seal is not yet broken.  And he is going to offer to bet you that he can
make the Ace of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ears.
But son, do not bet this man, for you will end up with a ear full of cider.
                -- Sky Masterson's Father

Sooner or later you must pay for your sins.
(Those who have already paid may disregard this cookie).

Sorry.  Nice try.

Sorry never means having you're say to love.