Freebsd Fortunes 6

That's the thing about people who think they hate computers.  What they
really hate is lousy programmers.
                -- Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle in "Oath of Fealty"

That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows
returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball.
                -- Bill Veeck

That's what she said.

That's where the money was.
                -- Willie Sutton, on being asked why he robbed a bank

It's a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night.
                -- Willie Sutton

The  White Rabbit put on his spectacles.
        "Where shall  I  begin, please your Majesty ?" he asked.
        "Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely,
"and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
                -- Lewis Carroll

The 11 is for people with the pride of a 10 and the pocketbook of an 8.
                -- R.B. Greenberg

The 357.73 Theory --
        Auditors always reject expense accounts
        with a bottom line divisible by 5.

The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.

The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it.
Don't ever do this to my eyes again.
                -- Professor Ronald Brady, Philosophy, Ramapo State College

The Abrams' Principle:
        The shortest distance between two points is off the wall.