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That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows
returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball.
                -- Bill Veeck
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  289 of 2171

That's what she said.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  290 of 2171

That's where the money was.
                -- Willie Sutton, on being asked why he robbed a bank

It's a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night.
                -- Willie Sutton
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  291 of 2171

The  White Rabbit put on his spectacles.
        "Where shall  I  begin, please your Majesty ?" he asked.
        "Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely,
"and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
                -- Lewis Carroll
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  292 of 2171

The 11 is for people with the pride of a 10 and the pocketbook of an 8.
                -- R.B. Greenberg
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  293 of 2171

The 357.73 Theory --
        Auditors always reject expense accounts
        with a bottom line divisible by 5.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  294 of 2171

The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  295 of 2171

The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it.
Don't ever do this to my eyes again.
                -- Professor Ronald Brady, Philosophy, Ramapo State College
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  296 of 2171

The Abrams' Principle:
        The shortest distance between two points is off the wall.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  297 of 2171

The absence of labels [in ECL] is probably a good thing.
                -- T. Cheatham
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