Freebsd Fortunes 6

The best rebuttal to this kind of statistical argument came from the
redoubtable John W. Campbell:

        The laws of population growth tell us that approximately half the
        people who were ever born in the history of the world are now
        dead.  There is therefore a 0.5 probability that this message is
        being read by a corpse.

The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and
fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are
drifting side by side to our common doom.
                -- Clarence Darrow

The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected
company arrives, all you have to do is straighten your tie.

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

The best thing that comes out of Iowa is I-80.

The best things in life are for a fee.

The best things in life go on sale sooner or later.

The best way to accelerate a Macintoy is at 9.8 meters per second, squared.

The best way to avoid responsibility is to say, "I've got responsibilities."

The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die of neglect.