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The best ways are the most straightforward ways.  When you're sitting around
scamming these things out, all kinds of James Bondian ideas come forth, but
when it gets down to the reality of it, the simplest and most straightforward
way is usually the best, and the way that attracts the least attention.
Also, pouring gasoline on the water and lighting it like James Bond doesn't
work either.... They tried it during Prohibition.
                -- Thomas King Forcade, marijuana smuggler

The best you get is an even break.
                -- Franklin Adams

The better part of valor is discretion.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"

The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity.
To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task.
                -- Nietzsche

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments
to heterosexuals.  That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals.
It's just that they need more supervision.

The Bible is not my Book and Christianity is not my religion.  I could
never give assent to the long complicated statements of Christian dogma.
                -- Abraham Lincoln

The Bible on letters of reference:

        Are we beginning all over again to produce our credentials?  Do
we, like some people, need letters of introduction to you, or from you?
No, you are all the letter we need, a letter written on your heart; any
man can see it for what it is and read it for himself.
                -- 2 Corinthians 3:1-2, New English translation

The big cities of America are becoming Third World countries.
                -- Nora Ephron

The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen
and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like
women.  Actually, you're just horny.  It doesn't mean you like women any
more at twenty-one than you did at ten.
                -- Jules Feiffer

The big question is why in the course of evolution the males permitted
themselves to be so totally eclipsed by the females.  Why do they tolerate
this total subservience, this wretched existence as outcasts who are
hungry all the time?