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The devil finds work for idle glands.
 
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The die is cast.
                -- Gaius Julius Caesar
 
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The difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours a week.
 
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The difference between a good haircut and a bad one is seven days.
 
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The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is
exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal.
                -- Mark Twain
 
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The difference between a misfortune and a calamity?  If Gladstone fell into
the Thames, it would be a misfortune.  But if someone dragged him out again,
it would be a calamity.
                -- Benjamin Disraeli
 
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The difference between America and England is, the English think 100
miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  478 of 2171

The difference between art and science is that science is what we
understand well enough to explain to a computer.  Art is everything else.
                -- Donald Knuth, "Discover"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  479 of 2171

The difference between common-sense and paranoia is that common-sense is
thinking everyone is out to get you.  That's normal -- they are.  Paranoia
is thinking that they're conspiring.
                -- J. Kegler
 
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The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're
called.  Cats take a message and get back to you.
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