Freebsd Fortunes 6

The difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours a week.

The difference between a good haircut and a bad one is seven days.

The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is
exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal.
                -- Mark Twain

The difference between a misfortune and a calamity?  If Gladstone fell into
the Thames, it would be a misfortune.  But if someone dragged him out again,
it would be a calamity.
                -- Benjamin Disraeli

The difference between America and England is, the English think 100
miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time.

The difference between art and science is that science is what we
understand well enough to explain to a computer.  Art is everything else.
                -- Donald Knuth, "Discover"

The difference between common-sense and paranoia is that common-sense is
thinking everyone is out to get you.  That's normal -- they are.  Paranoia
is thinking that they're conspiring.
                -- J. Kegler

The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're
called.  Cats take a message and get back to you.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

The difference between legal separation and divorce is
that legal separation gives the man time to hide his money.