Freebsd Fortunes 6

The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines.
They gave him love and he invented marriage.

The Golden Rule is of no use to you whatever unless you realize it
is your move.
                -- Frank Crane

The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences:
        He who has the gold makes the rules.

The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got
to be good.
                -- John Barrymore

The good (I am convinced, for one)
Is but the bad one leaves undone.
Once your reputation's done
You can live a life of fun.
                -- Wilhelm Busch

The good life was so elusive
It really got me down
I had to regain some confidence
So I got into camaflouge

The good time is approaching,
The season is at hand.
When the merry click of the two-base lick
Will be heard throughout the land.
The frost still lingers on the earth, and
Budless are the trees.
But the merry ring of the voice of spring
Is borne upon the breeze.
                -- Ode to Opening Day, "The Sporting News", 1886

The Gordian Maxim:
If a string has one end, it has another.

The government has just completed work on a missile that turned out
to be a bit of a boondoggle; nicknamed "Civil Servant", it won't work
and they can't fire it.

The Government just announced today the creation of the Neutron Bomb II.
Similar to the Neutron Bomb, the Neutron Bomb II not only kills people
and leaves buildings standing, but also does a little light housekeeping.