Freebsd Fortunes 6

The hardest thing is to disguise your feelings when
you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.

The hater of property and of government takes care to have his warranty
deed recorded, and the book written against fame and learning has the
author's name on the title page.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1831

The hatred of relatives is the most violent.
                -- Tacitus (c.55 - c.117)

The health of a democratic society may be measured by the quality
of functions performed by private citizens.
                -- Alexis de Tocqueville

The hearing ear is always found close to the speaking tongue, a custom
whereof the memory of man runneth not howsomever to the contrary, nohow.

The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.
                -- Blaise Pascal

The heart is wiser than the intellect.

...the heat come 'round and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day.

The heaviest object in the world is the
body of the woman you have ceased to love.
                -- Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargues

The Heineken Uncertainty Principle:
        You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.