Freebsd Fortunes 6

The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons
that what she doesn't know won't hurt him.
                -- Leo J. Burke

The IBM 2250 is impressive ...
if you compare it with a system selling for a tenth its price.
                -- D. Cohen

The IBM purchase of ROLM gives new meaning to the term "twisted pair".
                -- Howard Anderson, "Yankee Group"

The idea that an arbitrary naive human should be able to properly use a given
tool without training or understanding is even more wrong for computing than
it is for other tools (e.g. automobiles, airplanes, guns, power saws).
                -- Doug Gwyn

The ideal voice for radio may be defined as showing no substance,
no sex, no owner, and a message of importance for every housewife.
                -- Harry V. Wade

The ideas of economists and political philosophers, both when they
are right and when they are wrong, are more powerful than is generally
understood.  Indeed, the world is ruled by little else.
                -- John Maynard Keyes

The idle man does not know what it is to enjoy rest.

The idle mind knows not what it is it wants.
                -- Quintus Ennius

The illegal we do immediately.  The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
                -- Henry Kissinger

The Illiterati Programus Canto 1:
        A program is a lot like a nose:
        Sometimes it runs, and sometimes it blows.