Freebsd Fortunes 6

The idle man does not know what it is to enjoy rest.

The idle mind knows not what it is it wants.
                -- Quintus Ennius

The illegal we do immediately.  The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
                -- Henry Kissinger

The Illiterati Programus Canto 1:
        A program is a lot like a nose:
        Sometimes it runs, and sometimes it blows.

The important thing is not to stop questioning.

The important thing to remember about walking on eggs is not to hop.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than
golf has.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers

The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important
point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly
important thing to people.
                -- Donald N. Smith, president of Burger King

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is
a delight to moralists.  That is why they invented hell.
                -- Bertrand Russell

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings;
the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
                -- Churchill