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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  8 of 2171

Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.
                -- Shakespeare
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  9 of 2171

Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on the shoulder...
and ask you to move out of the way because it still isn't your turn.
                -- N.V. Plyter
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  10 of 2171

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
                -- Sigmund Freud
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  11 of 2171

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a
fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.
                -- Montesquieu
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  12 of 2171

Sometimes, at the end of the day, when I'm
smiling and shaking their hands, I want to kick them.
                -- Richard M. Nixon
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  13 of 2171

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.
                -- Seneca
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  14 of 2171

Sometimes I feel like I'm fading away,
Looking at me, I got nothin' to say.
Don't make me angry with the things games that you play,
Either light up or leave me alone.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  15 of 2171

Sometimes I get the feeling that I went to a party on Perry Lane in 1962, and
the party spilled out of the house, and came down the street, and covered the
world.
                -- Robert Stone
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  16 of 2171

Sometimes I live in the country,
And sometimes I live in town.
And sometimes I have a great notion,
To jump in the river and drown.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  17 of 2171

Sometimes I simply feel that the whole
world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray.
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