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The language of politics is poetry, not prose.  Jackson is poetry.
Cuomo is poetry.  Dukakis is a word processor.
                -- Richard M. Nixon, on Meet the Press, April, 1988

The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for
everything that goes wrong -- until the next person quits or is fired.

The last person that quit or was fired will be the held responsible
for everything that goes wrong -- until the next person quits or is
fired.

The last person who said that (God rest his soul) lived to regret it.

The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first.
                -- Blaise Pascal

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own
hand.
                -- Fred Allen

The last time somebody said, "I find I can write much better with a word
processor.", I replied, "They used to say the same thing about drugs."
                -- Roy Blount, Jr.

The last vestiges of the old Republic have been swept away.
                -- Governor Tarkin

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor,
to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
                -- Anatole France

The Law of Probable Dispersal:
        That which hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.