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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  741 of 2171

The lion and the calf shall lie down
together but the calf won't get much sleep.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  742 of 2171

The little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from her doll.
She loves it -- and that's all.  It is thus that we should love.
                -- DeGourmont
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  743 of 2171

The little pieces of my life I give to you,
with love, to make a quilt to keep away the cold.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  744 of 2171

The little town that time forgot,
Where all the women are strong,
The men are good-looking,
And the children above-average.
                -- Prairie Home Companion
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  745 of 2171

The local minister noticed a little girl standing outside of his
door with a basket of kittens.
        "Hello, little girl, what do you have there?"
        "These are my Democratic kittens," she replied.
Amused, the pastor said nothing.  Two weeks later he saw the same little
girl with (apparently) the same basket of kittens.
        "My, I see you still have your Democratic kittens.", he said.
        "No, you see, these are Republican kittens," she answered.
        "Two weeks ago they were Democratic kittens," he replied, puzzled.
        "Two weeks ago they had their eyes closed."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  746 of 2171

The `loner' may be respected, but he is always resented by his colleagues,
for he seems to be passing a critical judgment on them, when he may be
simply making a limiting statement about himself.
                -- Sidney Harris
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  747 of 2171

The longer I am out of office, the more infallible I appear to myself.
                -- Henry Kissinger
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  748 of 2171

The longer the title, the less important the job.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  749 of 2171

The longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of the gate.
                -- Marcus Terentius Varro
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  750 of 2171

The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we
could grab as much as we could with both of them.
                -- Major Major's father
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