Freebsd Fortunes 6

The little town that time forgot,
Where all the women are strong,
The men are good-looking,
And the children above-average.
                -- Prairie Home Companion

The local minister noticed a little girl standing outside of his
door with a basket of kittens.
        "Hello, little girl, what do you have there?"
        "These are my Democratic kittens," she replied.
Amused, the pastor said nothing.  Two weeks later he saw the same little
girl with (apparently) the same basket of kittens.
        "My, I see you still have your Democratic kittens.", he said.
        "No, you see, these are Republican kittens," she answered.
        "Two weeks ago they were Democratic kittens," he replied, puzzled.
        "Two weeks ago they had their eyes closed."

The `loner' may be respected, but he is always resented by his colleagues,
for he seems to be passing a critical judgment on them, when he may be
simply making a limiting statement about himself.
                -- Sidney Harris

The longer I am out of office, the more infallible I appear to myself.
                -- Henry Kissinger

The longer the title, the less important the job.

The longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of the gate.
                -- Marcus Terentius Varro

The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we
could grab as much as we could with both of them.
                -- Major Major's father

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
Indian Giver be the name of the Lord.

The Lord prefers common-looking people.  That is the reason that He makes
so many of them.
                -- Abraham Lincoln

The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson