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The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we
could grab as much as we could with both of them.
-- Major Major's father
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 751 of 2171 |
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
Indian Giver be the name of the Lord.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 752 of 2171 |
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is the reason that He makes
so many of them.
-- Abraham Lincoln
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 753 of 2171 |
The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 754 of 2171 |
The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of
the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at
her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic
Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, crisp that chick, and you'll feel my
steel through your last meal!'
-- Winning sentence, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 755 of 2171 |
The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 756 of 2171 |
The lunatic, the lover, and the poet,
Are of imagination all compact...
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 757 of 2171 |
The Macintosh is Xerox technology at its best.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 758 of 2171 |
The magic of our first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
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The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs.
-- Kevin Cowherd
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