Freebsd Fortunes 6

Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on the shoulder...
and ask you to move out of the way because it still isn't your turn.
                -- N.V. Plyter

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
                -- Sigmund Freud

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a
fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.
                -- Montesquieu

Sometimes, at the end of the day, when I'm
smiling and shaking their hands, I want to kick them.
                -- Richard M. Nixon

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.
                -- Seneca

Sometimes I feel like I'm fading away,
Looking at me, I got nothin' to say.
Don't make me angry with the things games that you play,
Either light up or leave me alone.

Sometimes I get the feeling that I went to a party on Perry Lane in 1962, and
the party spilled out of the house, and came down the street, and covered the
world.
                -- Robert Stone

Sometimes I live in the country,
And sometimes I live in town.
And sometimes I have a great notion,
To jump in the river and drown.

Sometimes I simply feel that the whole
world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind.
Then it passes off and I'm as intelligent as ever.
                -- Samuel Beckett, "Endgame"