Freebsd Fortunes 6

The Modelski Chain Rule:
1:      Look intently at the problem for several minutes.  Scratch your
        head at 20-30 second intervals.  Try solving the problem on your
        Hewlett-Packard.
2:      Failing this, look around at the class.  Select a particularly
        bright-looking individual.
3:      Procure a large chain.
4:      Walk over to the selected student and threaten to beat him severely
        with the chain unless he gives you the answer to the problem.
        Generally, he will.  It may also be a good idea to give him a sound
        thrashing anyway, just to show you mean business.

"The molars, I'm sure, will be all right, the molars can take care of
themselves," the old man said, no longer to me.  "But what will become
of the bicuspids?"
                -- The Old Man and his Bridge

The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me.
                -- Nicol Williamson

The moon is made of green cheese.
                -- John Heywood

The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away.

The Moral Majority is neither.

The more complex the mind, the greater
the need for the simplicity of play.
                -- Captain Kirk, "Shore Leave"

The more control, the more that requires control.

The more cordial the buyers secretary, the greater
the odds that the competition already has the order.

The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.