Freebsd Fortunes 6

The most dangerous organization in America today is:

        a) The KKK
        b) The American Nazi Party
        c) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club

The most delightful day after the one on which you buy a cottage in
the country is the one on which you resell it.
                -- J. Brecheux

The most difficult thing about surviving AIDS
is trying to convince your parents that you're Haitian.

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a
thing and to watch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting.
                -- T.H. White

The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding.

The most disagreeable thing that your worst enemy says to your face does
not approach what your best friends say behind your back.
                -- Alfred De Musset

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new
discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny ..."
                -- Isaac Asimov

The most exquisite peak in culinary art is conquered when you do right by a
ham, for a ham, in the very nature of the process it has undergone since last
it walked on its own feet, combines in its flavor the tang of smoky autumnal
woods, the maternal softness of earthy fields delivered of their crop children,
the wineyness of a late sun, the intimate kiss of fertilizing rain, and the
bite of fire.  You must slice it thin, almost as thin as this page you hold
in your hands.  The making of a ham dinner, like the making of a gentleman,
starts a long, long time before the event.
                -- W.B. Courtney, "Reflections of Maryland Country Ham",
                   from "Congress Eate It Up"

...the most exquisitely squalid hells known to middle-class man:
freshman English at a Midwestern university.
                -- Tom Wolfe

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union
of a deaf man to a blind woman.
                -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge