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Fortune: 861 - 870 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  861 of 2171

The nation that controls magnetism controls the universe.
                -- Chester Gould/Dick Tracy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  862 of 2171

The nearer to the church, the further from God.
                -- John Heywood
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  863 of 2171

The net is like a vast sea of lutefisk with tiny dinosaur brains embedded
in it here and there. Any given spoonful will likely have an IQ of 1, but
occasional spoonfuls may have an IQ more than six times that!
                -- James 'Kibo' Parry
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  864 of 2171

The net of law is spread so wide,
No sinner from its sweep may hide.
Its meshes are so fine and strong,
They take in every child of wrong.
O wondrous web of mystery!
Big fish alone escape from thee!
                -- James Jeffrey Roche
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  865 of 2171

The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around.
I hope I don't get run over again.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  866 of 2171

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10
doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  867 of 2171

THE NEW RIGHT:
        A javelin team that elects to receive.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  868 of 2171

The New Testament offers the basis for modern computer coding theory,
in the form of an affirmation of the binary number system.

        But let your communication be Yea, yea; nay, nay:
        for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.

                -- Matthew 5:37
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  869 of 2171

The next person to mention spaghetti stacks
to me is going to have his head knocked off.
                -- Bill Conrad
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  870 of 2171

The next thing I say to you will be true.
The last thing I said was false.
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