Freebsd Fortunes 6

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.

The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes.
Let the reader catch his own breath.
                -- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart

The older I grow, the more I distrust the
familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
                -- H.L. Mencken

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a neccessity.
                -- Oscar Wilde

The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.

The one good thing about repeating your
mistakes is that you know when to cringe.

The one L lama, he's a priest
The two L llama, he's a beast
And I will bet my silk pyjama
There isn't any three L lllama.
                -- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally
                his department responded to something like a "three L lllama."

The One Page Principle:
        A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper
        cannot be understood.
                -- Mark Ardis

The one sure way to make a lazy man look
respectable is to put a fishing rod in his hand.

The only alliance I would make with the Women's Liberation Movement is in bed.
                -- Abbey Hoffman