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The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.
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The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes.
Let the reader catch his own breath.
-- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart
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The older I grow, the more I distrust the
familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
-- H.L. Mencken
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The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a neccessity.
-- Oscar Wilde
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The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.
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The one good thing about repeating your
mistakes is that you know when to cringe.
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The one L lama, he's a priest
The two L llama, he's a beast
And I will bet my silk pyjama
There isn't any three L lllama.
-- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally
his department responded to something like a "three L lllama."
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The One Page Principle:
A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper
cannot be understood.
-- Mark Ardis
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The one sure way to make a lazy man look
respectable is to put a fishing rod in his hand.
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The only alliance I would make with the Women's Liberation Movement is in bed.
-- Abbey Hoffman