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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  891 of 2171

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  892 of 2171

The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes.
Let the reader catch his own breath.
                -- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  893 of 2171

The older I grow, the more I distrust the
familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
                -- H.L. Mencken
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  894 of 2171

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a neccessity.
                -- Oscar Wilde
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  895 of 2171

The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  896 of 2171

The one good thing about repeating your
mistakes is that you know when to cringe.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  897 of 2171

The one L lama, he's a priest
The two L llama, he's a beast
And I will bet my silk pyjama
There isn't any three L lllama.
                -- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally
                his department responded to something like a "three L lllama."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  898 of 2171

The One Page Principle:
        A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper
        cannot be understood.
                -- Mark Ardis
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  899 of 2171

The one sure way to make a lazy man look
respectable is to put a fishing rod in his hand.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  900 of 2171

The only alliance I would make with the Women's Liberation Movement is in bed.
                -- Abbey Hoffman
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