Freebsd Fortunes 6

The only difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is
that the car salesman knows he's lying.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.

The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that
every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
                -- Oscar Wilde

The only difference in the game of love over the last few
thousand years is that they've changed trumps from clubs to diamonds.
                -- The Indianapolis Star

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look
respectable.
                -- John Kenneth Galbraith

The only happiness lies in reason; all the rest of the world is dismal.
The highest reason, however, I see in the work of the artist, and he may
experience it as such.  Happiness lies in the swiftness of feeling and
thinking: all the rest of the world is slow, gradual and stupid.  Whoever
could feel the course of a light ray would be very happy, for it is very
swift.  Thinking of oneself gives little happiness.  If, however, one feels
much happiness in this, it is because at bottom one is not thinking of
oneself but of one's ideal.  This is far, and only the swift shall reach
it and are delighted.
                -- Nietzsche

The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
                -- Dorothy Parker

The only justification for our concepts and systems of concepts is
that they serve to represent the complex of our experiences;
beyond this they have not legitimacy.
                -- Einstein.

The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away
is your husband.

The only people for me are the mad ones -- the ones who are mad to live,
mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time,
the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn
like fabulous yellow Roman candles.
                -- Jack Kerouac, "On the Road"