Freebsd Fortunes 6

The only person who always got his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

The only possible interpretation of any research
whatever in the "social sciences" is: some do, some don't.

The only possible interpretation of any research
whatever in the 'social sciences' is: some do, some don't.
                -- Ernest Rutherford

The only problem with being a man of leisure
is that you can never stop and take a rest.

The only problem with seeing too much is that it makes you insane.
                -- Phaedrus

The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to
be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to
be less cunning than more virtuous men.  Oh yes ... whenever you think
you've got something really great, add ten per cent more.
                -- Bill Veeck

The only qualities for real success in journalism are ratlike cunning, a
plausible manner and a little literary ability.  The capacity to steal
other people's ideas and phrases ... is also invaluable.
                -- Nicolas Tomalin, "Stop the Press, I Want to Get On"

The only real advantage to punk music is that nobody can whistle it.

The only real argument for marriage is that it remains the best method
for getting acquainted.
                -- Heywood Broun

The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon.
                -- C. Schultz