Freebsd Fortunes 6

The only thing better than love is milk.

The only thing cheaper than hardware is talk.

The only thing that experience teaches us is that experience teaches
us nothing.
                -- Andre Maurois (Emile Herzog)

The only thing that stops God from sending a second Flood is that
the first one was useless.
                -- Nicolas Chamfort

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on.
It is never any use to oneself.
                -- Oscar Wilde

The only thing we learn from history is that we do not learn.
                -- Earl Warren

That men do not learn very much from history is the most important of all
the lessons that history has to teach.
                -- Aldous Huxley

We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
                -- Georg Hegel

HISTORY:  Papa Hegel he say that all we learn from history is that we learn
nothing from history.  I know people who can't even learn from what happened
this morning.  Hegel must have been taking the long view.
                -- Chad C. Mulligan, "The Hipcrime Vocab"

The only thing which separates man from child is all the values
he has lost over the years.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
                -- C. Schultz

The only two things that motivate me and that matter to me are revenge
and guilt.
                -- Elvis Costello

The only way to amuse some people
is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.