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The only thing we learn from history is that we do not learn.
                -- Earl Warren

That men do not learn very much from history is the most important of all
the lessons that history has to teach.
                -- Aldous Huxley

We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
                -- Georg Hegel

HISTORY:  Papa Hegel he say that all we learn from history is that we learn
nothing from history.  I know people who can't even learn from what happened
this morning.  Hegel must have been taking the long view.
                -- Chad C. Mulligan, "The Hipcrime Vocab"

The only thing which separates man from child is all the values
he has lost over the years.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
                -- C. Schultz

The only two things that motivate me and that matter to me are revenge
and guilt.
                -- Elvis Costello

The only way to amuse some people
is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
                -- Oscar Wilde

The only way to keep you health is to eat what you don't want,
drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
                -- Mark Twain

The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
                -- David Gerrold

The onset and the waning of love make themselves felt
in the uneasiness experienced at being alone together.
                -- Jean de la Bruyere

The opossum is a very sophisticated animal.  It doesn't even get up
until 5 or 6 PM.