Freebsd Fortunes 6

The only thing which separates man from child is all the values
he has lost over the years.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
                -- C. Schultz

The only two things that motivate me and that matter to me are revenge
and guilt.
                -- Elvis Costello

The only way to amuse some people
is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
                -- Oscar Wilde

The only way to keep you health is to eat what you don't want,
drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
                -- Mark Twain

The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
                -- David Gerrold

The onset and the waning of love make themselves felt
in the uneasiness experienced at being alone together.
                -- Jean de la Bruyere

The opossum is a very sophisticated animal.  It doesn't even get up
until 5 or 6 PM.

The opossum is a very sophisticated animal.
It doesn't even get up until 5 or 6 pm.