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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  951 of 2171

The opulence of the front office door varies
inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  952 of 2171

The orders come down and they march us away.
There's a battle outside and we join in the fray.
God, it's hell when you know this could be your last day,
But it's better than working for Xerox.
                -- Frank Hayes, "Don't Ask"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  953 of 2171

The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
                -- Steven Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  954 of 2171

The other line moves faster.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  955 of 2171

The owner of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived in France on
a buying trip.  As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an acquaintance
with a beautiful young lady.  However, she only spoke French and he only spoke
English, so each couldn't understand a word the other spoke.  He took out a
pencil and a notebook and drew a picture of a coach.  She smiled, nodded her
head and they went for a ride in the park.  Later, he drew a picture of a
table in a restaurant with a question mark and she nodded, so they went to
dinner.  After dinner he sketched two dancers and she was delighted.  They
went to several nightclubs, drank champagne, danced and had a glorious
evening.  It had gotten quite late when she motioned for the pencil and drew
a picture of a four-poster bed.  He was dumbfounded, and to this day has
never be able to understand how she knew he was in the furniture business.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  956 of 2171

The part of the world that people find most puzzling is the part called "Me".
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  957 of 2171

The party adjourned to a hot tub, yes.  Fully clothed, I might add.
                -- IBM employee, testifying in California State Supreme Court
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  958 of 2171

The passionate young thing was having a difficult time getting across what
she wanted from her rather dense boyfriend.  Finally she asked,
        "Would you like to see where I was operated on for appendicitis?"
        "Gosh, no!" he replied.  "I hate hospitals."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  959 of 2171

The past always looks better than it was.
It's only pleasant because it isn't here.
                -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  960 of 2171

The people sensible enough to give
good advice are usually sensible enough to give none.
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