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Fortune: 961 - 970 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  961 of 2171

The perfect friend sees the best in you -- sees it constantly --
not just when you occasionally are that way, but also when you
waver, when you forget yourself, act like less than you are.
In time, you become more like his vision of you -- which is the
person you have always wanted to be.
                -- Nancy Friday
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  962 of 2171

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
                -- Charles Pierce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  963 of 2171

The perfect man is the true partner.  Not a bed partner nor a fun partner,
but a man who will shoulder burdens equally with [you] and possess that
quality of joy.
                -- Erica Jong
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  964 of 2171

The person who can smile when something
goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  965 of 2171

The person who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  966 of 2171

The person who marries for money usually earns every penny of it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  967 of 2171

The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention of paying.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  968 of 2171

The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  969 of 2171

The personal computer market is about the same size as the total potato chip
market.  Next year it will be about half the size of the pet food market and
is fast approaching the total worldwide sales of pantyhose"
                -- James Finke, Commodore Int'l Ltd., 1982
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  970 of 2171

The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated by the fact that,
when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers
become soft.
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