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The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
-- Charles Pierce
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The perfect man is the true partner. Not a bed partner nor a fun partner,
but a man who will shoulder burdens equally with [you] and possess that
quality of joy.
-- Erica Jong
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 964 of 2171 |
The person who can smile when something
goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 965 of 2171 |
The person who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 966 of 2171 |
The person who marries for money usually earns every penny of it.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 967 of 2171 |
The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention of paying.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 968 of 2171 |
The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 969 of 2171 |
The personal computer market is about the same size as the total potato chip
market. Next year it will be about half the size of the pet food market and
is fast approaching the total worldwide sales of pantyhose"
-- James Finke, Commodore Int'l Ltd., 1982
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 970 of 2171 |
The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated by the fact that,
when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers
become soft.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 971 of 2171 |
The philosopher's treatment of a question
is like the treatment of an illness.
-- Wittgenstein.
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