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The primary function of the design engineer is to make things
difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  992 of 2171

The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants;
instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the
variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead
of the longer form of the constant.  This also simplifies modifying the
program, should the value of pi change.
                -- FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  993 of 2171

The primary theme of SoupCon is communication.  The acronym "LEO"
represents the secondary theme:

        Law Enforcement Officials

The overall theme of SoupCon shall be:

        Avoiding Communication with Law Enforcement Officials
                -- M. Gallaher
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  994 of 2171

The probability of someone watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  995 of 2171

The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed,
a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.
                -- Mike Smith
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  996 of 2171

The problem with any unwritten law is that
you don't know where to go to erase it.
                -- Glaser and Way
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  997 of 2171

The problem with graduate students, in general, is that they have
to sleep every few days.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  998 of 2171

The problem with me is that I am fifty or one hundred years ahead of my
time.  My speed is very fast.  Some ministers have had to drop out of my
government because they could not keep up.
                -- Idi Amin Dada
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  999 of 2171

The problem with most conspiracy theories is that they seem to believe that
for a group of people to behave in a way detrimental to the common good
requires intent.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1000 of 2171

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can
be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
                -- Elizabeth Taylor
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