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The VFW represents many who died to give this country a second chance
to make it what it is supposed to be -- God's guest house on earth.
-- John Wayne
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1216 of 2171 |
The volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.
-- Jerry Brown
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1217 of 2171 |
The voluptuous blond was chatting with her handsome escort in a posh
restaurant when their waiter, stumbling as he brought their drinks,
dumped a martini on the rocks down the back of the blonde's dress. She
sprang to her feet with a wild rebel yell, dashed wildly around the table,
then galloped wriggling from the room followed by her distraught boyfriend.
A man seated on the other side of the room with a date of his own beckoned
to the waiter and said, "We'll have two of whatever she was drinking."
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1218 of 2171 |
The wages of sin are unreported.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1219 of 2171 |
The War on Drugs is just a small part of the War on the United States
Constitution.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1220 of 2171 |
The warning message we sent the Russians was a
calculated ambiguity that would be clearly understood.
-- Alexander Haig
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1221 of 2171 |
The water was not fit to drink.
To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey.
By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
-- W. Churchill
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1222 of 2171 |
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and
incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.
-- Emo Philips
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1223 of 2171 |
The way of the world is to praise dead saints and prosecute live ones.
-- Nathaniel Howe
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1224 of 2171 |
The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward.
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