Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday April 1, 2007

"Life may have no meaning -- or even worse, it may have...
"Life may have no meaning -- or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove."

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved...
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. -- D. Knuth

Breathe deep the gathering gloom. Watch lights fade from every...
Breathe deep the gathering gloom. Watch lights fade from every room. Bed-sitter people look back and lament; another day's useless energies spent. Impassioned lovers wrestle as one. Lonely man cries for love and has none. New mother picks up and suckles...

Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people...
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours...
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours. -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul

Breathe deep the gathering gloom. Watch lights fade from every...
Breathe deep the gathering gloom. Watch lights fade from every room. Bed-sitter people look back and lament; another day's useless energies spent. Impassioned lovers wrestle as one. Lonely man cries for love and has none. New mother picks up and suckles...

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"