Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday April 2, 2007

There are many of us in this old world of ours who hold that...
There are many of us in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed, for example, that we all get about the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer and the poor get it in the winter...

An exotic young lady named Suki Once danced in a troupe...
An exotic young lady named Suki Once danced in a troupe of kabuki When asked for a fuck She said, "Solly, no luck-- See here: looky looky, no nuki "

Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people...
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.

Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters...
Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.