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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday April 11, 2007


Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned...
Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a receipt.

"Bite off, dirtball." Richard Sexton,...
"Bite off, dirtball." Richard Sexton, richard@gryphon.COM

The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die...
The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die of neglect.

Reach into the thoughts of friends, And find they do not know...
Reach into the thoughts of friends, And find they do not know your name. Squeeze the teddy bear too tight, And watch the feathers burst the seams. Touch the stained glass with your cheek, And feel its chill upon your blood. Hold a candle to...

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