Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday April 8, 2007

He jests at scars who never felt a wound. --...
He jests at scars who never felt a wound. -- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"

There was a young lady of Gaza Who shaved her cunt bare with...
There was a young lady of Gaza Who shaved her cunt bare with a razor. The crabs, in a lump, Made tracks to her rump - This passing parade did amaze her.

vuja de: The feeling that you've *never*, *ever* been...
vuja de: The feeling that you've *never*, *ever* been in this situation before.

When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept...
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well. I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wright

The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die...
The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die of neglect.

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important...
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. -- Gandhi