Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday April 25, 2007

Flame on! -- Johnny Storm
Flame on! -- Johnny Storm

Life is too short to be taken seriously. -- O...
Life is too short to be taken seriously. -- O. Wilde

I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so...
I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so it won't do too much damage if it catches fire or explodes. First you decide which direction your hot tub should face for maximum solar energy. After much trial and error, I have found that...

If you throw a New Year's Party, the worst thing that you...
If you throw a New Year's Party, the worst thing that you can do would be to throw the kind of party where your guests wake up today, and call you to say they had a nice time. Now you'll be be expected to throw another party next year. What...