Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday April 15, 2007

Finagle's Third Law: In any collection of data,...
Finagle's Third Law: In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake Corollaries: (1) Nobody whom you ask for help will see it. (2) The first person who stops by,...

Get GUMMed --- ------ The Gurus of Unix...
Get GUMMed --- ------ The Gurus of Unix Meeting of Minds (GUMM) takes place Wednesday, April 1, 2076 (check THAT in your perpetual calendar program), 14 feet above the ground directly in front of the Milpitas Gumps. Members will...

Not to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand...
Not to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand. -- Spinoza

We don't smoke and we don't chew, and we don't go with girls...
We don't smoke and we don't chew, and we don't go with girls that do. -- Walter Summers

I met a wonderful new man. He's fictional, but you can't have...
I met a wonderful new man. He's fictional, but you can't have everything. -- Cecelia, "The Purple Rose of Cairo"