Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday April 14, 2007

SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) You are shrewd in business...
SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpio people are murdered.

It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate...
It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.

I managed to say, "Sorry," and no more. I knew that...
I managed to say, "Sorry," and no more. I knew that he disliked me to cry. This time he said, watching me, "On some occasions it is better to weep." I put my head down on the table and sobbed, "If only she could...