Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday April 16, 2007

Magnet, n.: Something acted upon by magnetism. Magnetism, n.:...
Magnet, n.: Something acted upon by magnetism. Magnetism, n.: Something acting upon a magnet. The two preceding definitions are condensed from the works of one thousand eminent scientists, who have illuminated the subject with a great white light,...

Woman was taken out of man -- not out of his head, to rule over...
Woman was taken out of man -- not out of his head, to rule over him; nor out of his feet, to be trampled under by him; but out of his side, to be equal to him -- under his arm, that he might protect her, and near his heart that he might love her...