Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday April 6, 2007

A certain young sheik of Algiers Said to his harem, "My...
A certain young sheik of Algiers Said to his harem, "My dears, Though you may think it odd of me, I'm tired of just sodomy Let's try straight fucking." (loud cheers!)

No, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk,...
No, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!

An eye in a blue face Saw an eye in a green face. "That...
An eye in a blue face Saw an eye in a green face. "That eye is like this eye" Said the first eye, "But in low place, Not in high place."