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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 11, 2007


Oprah Winfrey has an incredible talent for getting the weirdest...
Oprah Winfrey has an incredible talent for getting the weirdest people to talk to. And you just HAVE to watch it. "Blind, masochistic minority, crippled, depressed, government latrine diggers, and the women who love them too much on the next Oprah...

I like young girls. Their stories are shorter...
I like young girls. Their stories are shorter. -- Tom McGuane

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely...
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. -- P.J. O'Rourke

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