Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday September 28, 2007

In 1915 pancake make-up was invented but most people still...
In 1915 pancake make-up was invented but most people still preferred syrup.

In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating...
In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf.

In America today ... we have Woody Allen, whose humor...
In America today ... we have Woody Allen, whose humor has become so sophisticated that nobody gets it any more except Mia Farrow. All those who think Mia Farrow should go back to making movies where the devil gets her pregnant and Woody Allen should...

In America, any boy may become president and I suppose that's...
In America, any boy may become president and I suppose that's just one of the risks he takes. -- Adlai Stevenson

In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher...
In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, "one when he was a boy and one when he was a man." -- Mark Twain

Just go with the flow control, roll with the crunches, and,...
Just go with the flow control, roll with the crunches, and, when you get a prompt, type like hell.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

He who dies with the most toys wins.
He who dies with the most toys wins.