Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday September 21, 2007

A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots...
A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search out a beach where...

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems...
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. -- P. Erdos

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and...
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

A modem is a baudy house.
A modem is a baudy house.

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal