Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday September 16, 2007

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

I like being single. I'm always there when I need me...
I like being single. I'm always there when I need me. -- Art Leo

By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing and...
By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing and he vows his passion is infinite, undying -- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying. -- Dorothy Parker, "Unfortunate Coincidence"

By the yard, life is hard. By the inch, it's a cinch.
By the yard, life is hard. By the inch, it's a cinch.