Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday September 13, 2007

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die...
The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die of neglect.

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"

To stand and be still, At the Birkenhead drill, Is a damned...
To stand and be still, At the Birkenhead drill, Is a damned tough bullet to chew. -- Rudyard Kipling

Do you have exactly what I want in a plaid poindexter bar bat??
Do you have exactly what I want in a plaid poindexter bar bat??