Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday September 19, 2007

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside...
A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid. -- J.R. Tolkien

He jests at scars who never felt a wound. --...
He jests at scars who never felt a wound. -- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"

Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre...
Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre Dumas

A computer, to print out a fact, Will divide, multiply,...
A computer, to print out a fact, Will divide, multiply, and subtract. But this output can be No more than debris, If the input was short of exact. -- Gigo

One evening he spoke. Sitting at her feet, his face raised...
One evening he spoke. Sitting at her feet, his face raised to her, he allowed his soul to be heard. "My darling, anything you wish, anything I am, anything I can ever be... That's what I want to offer you -- not the things I'll get for you,...

Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows NT!
Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows NT!

If I could read your mind, love, What a tale your thoughts...
If I could read your mind, love, What a tale your thoughts could tell, Just like a paperback novel, The kind the drugstore sells, When you reach the part where the heartaches come, The hero would be me, Heroes often fail, You won't read that book again,...