Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 25, 2007

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck...
Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck. -- Adolfo Guzman

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

"You'll pay to know what you really think." -- J.R...
"You'll pay to know what you really think." -- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

"Your attitude determines your attitude." --...
"Your attitude determines your attitude." -- Zig Ziglar, self-improvement doofus

In space, no one can hear you fart.
In space, no one can hear you fart.

mophobia, n.: Fear of being verbally abused by...
mophobia, n.: Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"