Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday September 22, 2007

Life may have no meaning, or, even worse, it may have a meaning...
Life may have no meaning, or, even worse, it may have a meaning of which you disapprove.

To err is human, To purr feline. -- Robert Byrne
To err is human, To purr feline. -- Robert Byrne

I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk! But if...
I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk! But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do... I will not fall down! But if I do... I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light...
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to...